Meh. Yes, Me. Thank You :)

This page should be something on the lines of the interview question: “Tell me something about yourself”, right? I consider that the stupidest open ended question ever, and could never answer that question to the satisfaction of the questioner. Not in the manner that that they thought wouold make any sense, atleast. But this is not an interview. So I can ‘be myself’ (another one of those hated cliches) and answer what I want! Ha! So here goes:

Well, I travel all over the World, First Class only of course, I spend my summers chilling in Monaco, the Spanish Riviera and snorkeling off the Bahamas. In the winters I go skiing on the Alps and in Aspen. I party in Ibiza, Bali and Rio year round, and count all the ‘beautiful’ party people among my pals. I love to take my Lamborghini Gallardo or Bugatti Veyron for a spin on the slopes of the Pyrenees. I love to spend quiet evenings in Paris at a side walk cafe by the Seine sipping a Charbonnay and smoking a Cuban. My favorite shopping destinations are Zurich, Tokyo, Singapore and New York City. Oh, and I spend many nights splurging in the Casions of Las Vegas, Cape Town and San Marino.

Well, Not Really. I live in Bangalore, earn my daily bread and booze spending most of the year in a cubicle staring at the screen of a Dell laptop laboring for a medium-size IT company, make just enough dough to pay the rent and bills, shop at Spar, drive a banged-up car and to get stuck in traffic just like everyone else. So I am no different from you and your life. LOL! Oh I love Football. And Movies. And observing stupidity (of course). But hey, it feels good to think that you live and earn to support all those politicians and their kids, business tycoons and their rich kids, filmstars and their kids, and other assorted useless people.

Somethings I DONT do: follow cricket religiously, follow Bollywood ‘stars’ at all, watch Hindi movies without getting a proper review, listen to my parents, get up early in the morning and so on.

That done, would thank you in taking time to go through content I dish out. Appreciated.


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